Thursday, April 12, 2012

I forgot to tell you...

Jan Wright...who owns FIRST CLASS CLUTTER which is located on Main Street in downtown hosting an INVITE-ONLY open house at the Ayers Mansion on Saturday, April 28th. In order to attend, please contact Jan at 765-412-4720. She may have a few questions for you (such as what are you looking for?) and you may have some questions for her (such as what does he have?). This is my attempt to sell some of the items that were left in the house. The category of items for sale is too numerous to list so please call Jan. We will also be serving wine and cheese but the primary purpose of the open house is to SELL some stuff. So...bring your money!

Please note that although I am listing this as an open house...not all of the house will be open for viewing and the primary location of the sale will be on the first floor. If I find you loitering in any areas that you are not supposed to be in...I will shoot you and bury you in my basement where noone will ever find you. Remember...this is an invite-only gig so you need to call Jan and get on the list or I will not let you in...unless you pay me lots of money as an "entrance fee" but we will just call it a donation to some obscure charity!

1 comment:

  1. What a cool idea! Better call to get my invite! :)